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Color Me Curious
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Not today Justin
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Origami Around
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Love Begins
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I have this deep desire to plant a rose bush for each girl I fall in love with, but I want type of roses that are planted to be the same color as her favorite red/white/pink lipstick. I think it would be a really beautiful thing to do.
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Please stop making the “this is your card if you keep scrolling card” tiktoks, I have over a HUNDRED Pokémon cards and more are coming in the mail!!!! Sometimes they’re just fucking tied to a brick and thrown through my window if I don’t open my mail quick enough!
I can’t drown my demons, they’re magicarp, they enjoy that shit.
My day be so fine and then BAMB I find out the walls need dusting.
A collection of all the wizards I’ve drawn over the past year or so! Some of them used to have gray backgrounds, but now they’re all nice and colorful 🧙♂️✨
Aww they are all so adorable, I want to use them to make a mood chart ☺️.
Telling someone how to use they them pronouns is so infuriating, because they either get it or they don’t. When they don’t understand and you try to teach them how to it’s similar to referring to someone they do not know the gender of they magically start using language they never used before. They would say, “I would refer to that person as it,” “I would just say him,” or “I would say that person if I don’t know the gender of that person.”
I hate how people don’t learn when they don’t want to learn. And I’m not even non-binary.
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As someone who likes titties over ass I should say I don’t actually like titties that much. Like a girl could have a cups and I would be more than happy to be with her, its mostly just to hint that any kinky shit with titties is on the table.
I also care more about how she acts, like if you can be nice, mature and funny than take me out for coffee. Sadly I can’t just say “I prefer a woman’s feeling over her body” because a lot of mf who openly say that are the type to call themselves “soft boys that aren’t like other men” while being misogynistic like the “other men.”
This is perhaps my new favorite video
Me going to play war hammer with my guy friends after going to a drag show.
The more vague an estimation is the funnier it is. Like nothing hits harder then seeing your computer telling you that it will be done charging sometime before the heat death of the universe.
I think you guys liked the Fluffy Spider Girl
It’s all fun in games until she has to shed her skin.
Sonic fandubs is the funniest shit in the world and no one can make me think otherwise.
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Hey people who mod or make games, please for the love of all that is holy and unholy don’t make your boss fights unfair! I’m 100% fine with getting repeatedly fucked in the ass but if the game lets the boss heal while their invulnerable that’s bullshit!
… Maybe Tumblr thinks I’m the porn bot, the email I signed up with is xxx.(my name)[email protected]…
I have become the very thing I sore to destroy.
Having a little brother is weird sometimes tbh.
Hear me out, imagine if you’re in your room or in the bathroom and you’re the middle of putting something up your ass. Then someone knocks on the door so you say, “I’m in the middle of something.” And then someone bursts in the room and sees you you can say, “Sike bitch, something is in the middle of me.“
Remember in this situation the best way make the other person embarrassed is if you aren’t embarrassed.
If Elon Musk didn’t have to depend on money from the government for Spacex then I could 100% see him calling the tips of his spaceships shuttlecocks.
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But now is the time for revolution! We need to scream “YES WE CAN!” like we’re fighting against the devil himself!
Whenever I go to fill my glass up with ice I find myself subconsciously fill my glass up with water and I have to deal with the small inconvenience of drinking water before drinking way too much rockstar energy drink. I feel like I’m just teasing my liver at this point.
