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*tap tap tap* Is this thing still on?

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Hellmouth

I’m making a list.

Okaaaayy... now what?

#he looks skeptical

::sigh::

#hopefully the last time #like he needed another hole in his head #it’s been a shitty year - healthwise - for him

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Oh, Bouchon Bakery - you scamp.

#who eats half a cookie?#delicious tho #seriously WHO EATS HALF A COOKIE???

Weighing out cookie dough by the gram, as one does.

If one is obsessed with The Great British Baking Show.

#no soggy bottoms #obsessed may be a tad strong

rickmctumbleface

This is a comic about the backfire effect.

Worth anyone’s read. Seriously.

claviusrobinsky

This is good

Multitasking failure

I had put a pound and a half of macadamias in to roast when the phone rang. I quickly learned a few things:

1. I am apparently easily distracted.

2. Scorched macadamias STINK.

3. We’re going to have the fattest squirrels in the neighborhood.

#this is why we can’t have nice nuts

From the Office of Redundancy and Needlessly Repetitive Repetition. I’m still looking for the ATM machine.

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Or, a vision in a dream. A dream of a moat filled to the brim with snakes!

For he is dumber than a rock

And high as fuck on Adderal.

Baby spork

Doot do do do do do do...

#kill me #kill me now

Michael Kors - Fashion Before Flooding.

#Savannah #Dorian

Savannah residents are just coming back after evacuating, so not much open to get a bite to eat when we arrived. We were lucky to find The Ordinary Pub open and serving, including such hurricane-themed items as Evac Mac (& cheese) and a Dorian cocktail. Mandatory, obvs.

#Savannah

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I'm intrigued.

Truffle cake and martini on a midtown sidewalk at midnight on a Wednesday night... Doing vacation right.

#Intermezzo Atlanta

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