Big Ol' Dumb Dumb

The BloodyMary brainworms got me, someone rp Simon to my Grace, plz, I'm on my knees begging I'm willing to do anything

You ever have a moment when you realize just how horribly alone you are? I realized today I have no irl friends, no way of ever meeting my few online friends, I haven't dated since sophomore year of highschool, I'm 31 and I am completely and utterly alone.

My birthday is tomorrow m, if anyone wants to help me be able to actually go do something to celebrate, my cashapp is $notacreepergamer, or you can donate to my Kofi at kofi.com/notacreepergamer

My bday is next Sunday and not only is my only irl friend now living in another state, I probably won't be able to do anything for it because I'm broke, not even get a cake. Happy fucking birthday to me I guess, God I wish I had a job

Fuck this current administration, just fuck them. I've been RELIGIOUSLY job hunting for over a YEAR now and getting NOTHING, no interviews, not even a fucking rejection letter, and now because of these bullshit work requirements I'm loosing my food stamps, the only thing allowing my family to fucking EAT, at the end of the month. Fuck the rich, fuck them all, I hope they all fucking ROT

The tragic LoL gays got me, they got me good y'all. I wanna rp JayVik, they've invaded my brain and are growing there like a fungus, please let me play my beautiful princess with a disorder with his human golden retriever "business partner". I'm down for anything, canon verse, AU, pure smut, I just need these boys to be happy together. 21+, paragraph style, literate rps I play Viktor as a trans man, this is non-negotiable

Me? Fishing for rps for a straight ship? What is happening here? I've been bitten by the CherriSnake bug and would love a Pentious to my Cherri. I have ideas, and I want to play with them. Please be 21+ and able to write at least two paragraphs per reply. HMU in DMS and I'll give you my discord!

Watched the sonic movies again, back in stobotnik hell. Someone rp them with me plz. I miss my old man yaoi. I need a Robotnik to my Stone my main rp partner is MIA and I am dying. Please I have so many ideas. DM me. 21+ only, nsfw or sfw I don't care.

Hey btw I have an Etsy! Come get yaself a lil guy to cuddle! https://www.etsy.com/shop/LainsCraftyCorner

If someone wanted to be a real bro and pop me $72 so I can afford my anti depressant that'd be real cool, I can draw you something I return? Idk, I'm just not eager to go without it cause I feel like an actual human being on it and not a sludge monster or some kind.

Yaaaaay I have no money for my meds again x.x, needed to get food and it left me with no money to get my anti depressants. I hope I'm able to get my etsy up and running soon and it's successful so I have something coming in. Having no luck in the job search, hoping to go back to school soon so I can maybe get a career but as of right now I'm SOL

Someone please give me the opportunity to dust off my Casey JR muse again please I'm hyperfixated on this future boy someone please rp with me and let me play him. Shippy, platonic, bad future, current canon, AU, please.

*taps mic* Is this fandom still alive? Yes, no? Whatever Hello ROTTMNT community! I come on bended knees, humbly requesting rps. I play as Mikey, Leo, Splinter, April, and Casey Jr, plus I have some ocs, and will do, just about any ship, I'm not picky. I have ideas, so many ideas, so if you want to rp, I'm your guy. 21+, literate, paragraph style rp is preferred. If interested, add me on discord: notacreepergamer