Rick's Dont Care

RickBot's death in 6.10

If you expect all Rick and Morty fans to interpret a literal wedding as anything other than romantic whilst also thinking that child marriage can be something platonic, i think you're the one with a problem here.

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🗡Give my muse the option to face up to three tortures on this list, or else they have to hurt someone they love

"I usually think fast in stressful situations, so even if that were to happen I'd find a way out. I always do. Because of that, I've had several near-death experiences." He shrugged softly.

“Have you always been smart ever since you were born, or did your Rick put experiments on you to make you this way?” He tilted his head to the side. Honestly, he’s been pretty advanced since he was a child, walking and talking much more early than he should’ve.

“Hmm. I mean, it’s natural, but a lot of it is due to being around my Rick so much. He didn’t alter my brain or anything. I was just a slightly above average kid who grew up with a genius.” It’s one thing he will always admit about his original Rick: he was brilliant. Smarter than Mortecai would ever be.

"How did you lose YOUR eye?"

“Yes, I’ve been through many Rick’s that simply don’t give a shit. I’ve been through so many, but four in particular changed me and my way of thinking.” He frowned and pushed away memories that tried to resurface within him. “Yes, I think so too. We are alike.”

“It’s a shame they’re putting Mortys with Ricks. Treating us like we’re recyclable. I’ve heard about the Citadel doing that shit, but avoided it myself. I’ve only had one Rick. I got rid of him a while back.” He paused for a moment and considered their similarities. “Is it a good thing that we’re alike? I’m not sure.”

“Exactly. Not all Morty’s need a Rick. In fact, they teach Morty’s that if you don’t have a Rick, you may as well be worthless.” He tilted his head to the side. “Probably not, but at least there is someone else that understands.”

“Self awareness is an important survival skill. It’s worked for me, at least. The Ricks at the Citadel and fucking awful. And they’re not even the worst of the worst. I know that first hand. Not all Ricks are bad though. I’ve found a few that are okay. I’m quite close to one. What about you? Any decent Ricks?”

“I’ve moved past it though.”

“I can’t imagine what you must have felt, or how you moved past it. It’s a lonely world when you have to hide. To lose someone who was on your side and loves you is excrucuating. I hope you find someone else to be close with like that.” His words didn’t seem right to him or nearly enough. They were all he could supply though. He wasn’t the best with emotions or Monty’s apparent lack of them.

"Actually I'd much rather rely on myself than another person. I don't thinkI want another relationship after what happened. Things just don't seem to go right for me. Anyway, any other questions or is my interview over with?" He rose a brow at him.