(G)AYS 2: I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me
surprise, bitch, we're back at it again. Season 2 Ep 1. let's fucking go
1. Awe the animated intro is so fucking cute, i wonder if it'll change depending on the location
2. Ok, come on Beethoven, ok Für Elise, Jimin is a man of taste, and you'll know it as soon as you’re on the doorsteps of his domain
3. Nooooo, but the cute little map showing us of Jungkook walking through Jimin's house
4. incheresting recap of the butt slap heard around the world "you're always naked" the pause of jimin trying to process that information, and then the soft "oh yea". Jungkook he just woke up, let him breathe. But also, interesting reponse from Jungkook about Jimin being naked
5. "HE NEEDS TIME ALONE" all in caps, i'm laughing so hard, bcs why does it look like Jimin is sitting in the corner reflecting
6. "i'll come after i get dressed" and proceeds to try and lock Junkook in the room with him. INCHERESTING choice Jimin. And not Jungkook getting out of there ASAP, he was NOT about to commit sins while the camera heard
7. "I thought you were a burglar" why jimin, because he stole your heart? ✨ Sha la la la la la la la ✨
8. The texts saying "jimin's off the grid" and Jimin is just at home, sleeping lmfaoooo
9. Not Jungkook saying "So this is what a surprise is" .... girlie-pop you wanted this?!?! 😭
10. I'm sorry but Jungkook and Jimin's responses to being surpised is hella funny to me. You have Jungkook on one hand saying "wow i'm surprised, cool cool" and then on the other hand you have jimin "so I was sleeping, and I guess one could say i overslept, but again, not the point here, the point is Jungkook is crazy for barging into my home, like it was the beginning of a scary movie, and i was about to get murdered by a monster humming 'Für Elise' but that's neither here nor there, this is going to be fun" 🫠 i know he changed the passcode as soon as he got back and didn't update Jungkook. Someone is sleeping on the couch from now on lolol.
11. But also it reminds me of that meme i made for my season 1 ep 3 of jimin just accepting his fate and going "ahhh shit, here we go again". I can't wait to see Jimin fighting for his life in season 2, while Jungkook is just skipping away in sheer delight, I'm praying for jimin, truly.
12. See jungkook suggests something, forgets it, and then upon realizing his choices, regrets the outcome that he set for himself, I love him. what a chaotic king.
13. Jimin's hands in his face while he's rethinking all of his life choices and how he ended up in this exact situation, meanwhile Jungkook is sitting straight paying attention and just ready for the adventure.
14. You have 10min to pack..... save jimin lmfaoooooo
15. "Just enough to survive" and to jimin that means the essentials; 10 pairs of underwear, 10 socks (now is it 10 pairs of socks or 5 pairs of socks), contacts, toothbrush, face wash, skin care, and face masks ofc - he'll be in the jungle, breath fresh as hell, skin fresh as hell, wearing nothing but underwear and socks. ok, my king, i see your vision.
16. Not jungkook slapping Jimin's thigh like he was the one who created that motion sensor camera "good job my dude, you're a genius" and Jimin's just sitting there like "i can't wait to have this camera gifted to me a year later after he realizes theres no where he can actually use this" - the "you don't know mel" while he's staring out the window took me out
17. I actually felt a deep anger in my heart when jimin said "i hope it's not somewhere scary or with gvns" the sk gov can fuck off into the deepest pits of hell, if i'm being honest.
18. Oh this is such an interesting convo. So they kind of knew that AYS was filming soon - within the next few days of being discharged - they just didn't know the specifics of "when". That's what they meant by "surprised", i mean it's not like i tried explaining that to people who have 0 comprehension skills and common sense. How embarrassing for them to be writing these hit tweets and posts about "consent" when bitch, the consent was there. See this is why i staying dunking on hoes, bcs it's always a trigger response for their inability to use their brains and think of applying logic.
19. Wait, Jimin watching hobi's live, and commenting it is so 🥹
20. Jungkook saying "this really brings back memories" while pretending to train on the clothes hangers. Master Jungkook what kind of training are we talking about exactly?
21. "Where is the staffs food" listen, say what you want about Jungkook, but i will be there every step to bonk you in the head if you dare say anything about him thats negative or mean, bcs thats a caring man/person right there.
22. "Surprised event: failed" LMFAOO, thats what happens when you leave 2 curious cats to their own device.
23. Jungkook's competitive streak is funny af bcs why is Jimin having to remind him "we're on the same team dude, it's us against the world". What can i say, they take the flag game very seriously. The "sharing neurons" AKA "our last braincell fighting for dominance"
24. "Thats why i was nudging you" JUNGKOOOK i laughed so hard bcs as jimin said "you could have answered it too" MY SIR, YOU ARE ON A TEAM TOGETHER 😭 I'm praying for jimin.
25. IN A LAND FAR FAR AWAY THERE LIVED A TRAVELING MARIACHI, EL MARIACH QUEUE AIRPLANE PT.2
26. LMFAOO Jimin just closing his eyes like "if I don't see it, it isn't there" but also JIMIN whispering the flags to jungkook like they're secret codes and shit
also unrelated, not my partner walking by while i was watching this and saying "that's the Philippines" ok my sovereign, how'd you know that
27. The staff being in complete shock at Jimin getting Switzerland right was funny ngl. I keep telling people, jimin's all cute and shit, but he's smart af; being able to come to the conclusion of where they were going by asking the temperature, location, and flag colors was honestly really fucking smart. Jimin is unassuming in the way that you think he's all soft, and adorable, but beneath all of that lies a man who received an award for Chemical, Biological, Radiological, Nuclear, and Explosives while in the military. And don't you ever forget it.
28. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO the small luggage being brought in to compare with their giant ones. "Why'd you make us pack in the first place" . One thing about jimin is (points below*
29. Now see, this is where I'm a master at packing, if I was Jungkook and Jimin, I would have packed all of our toiletries, underwear, socks etc. in one bag since they're carrying a bunch of that already, and then on the other suitcase I would have packed all of our clothes, Marie Kondo style for maximized space, and if I had a heavy jacket, instead of packing it, I would have worn it to the airport and then just taken it off and used it as a blanket on the flight. What can I say, I used to travel for work a lot.
30. MY PRECIOUS BABY AHHHAHAH
31. ngl I was stressing at the crew asking Jungkook to pack less, what if jimin falls, and he left his 30+ bandaids at home? what if we get stranded in the middle of nowhere and I had been forced to leave my thermal scanner at home, and we could have avoided being eaten by wild animals.
OK SO, you're telling me that jimin was in a lake all naked and shit and he could feel someone looking at him so he turns around and looks up and there is jungkook , on top of a cliff, staring down and looking at Jimin, EATING and watching him intently.
AND THEN THEY MAKE EYE CONTACT AND JIMIN SAYS HE FELT IN THAT MOMENT THAT EVERYONE DISAPPEARED AROUND THEM AND IT WAS JUST THEM
"I WAS STARING FOR A WHILE" quotes by Jeon Jungkook
you know what, I'm just going to go ahead and give it my best friend @nightswithkookmin bcs when they enlisted, goldy straight up said "I wouldn't be surprised if Jungkook's favorite memory of them in the military is them just lying naked next to each other" and you know what, this was pretty fucking close.
I only have 1 thing to say..... GAY
33. NOT JIKOOK TELLING HOBI THAT THEY'RE DELUSIONAL THANKS TO HIM 💀
34. I'm laughing at Hobi saying "lemme just jump on insta real quick to tell the world y'all are going to Switzerland, I'll even add cute emoji's and stickers, that's cool with y'all right"
After Jungkook told him "don't go telling anyone" I see his energy of "no one is allowed to come with us" is back again. Should I use my meme and updated it - from this to that
35. Within 2 min of a convo not only is hobi joking with them, but he's clocking their ass "you're going to commit for like a week and then what girlie pop" and jimin jumping in by saying "he wants me to learn and you know how that goes, he quits and I keep learning"
PLSSS LET JUNGKOOK BREATHE, he aint hurting anyone
36. The "don't get too comfortable ok" and it's him having war flashbacks to when Jin kidnapped him and had him go on "Run Seokjin" days after he was discharged.
37. NOTHING WILL EVER GET IN THE WAY OF JUNGKOOK AND HIS BANANA MILK
39. "make it a good one" just say you want to hold hands, you coward(obviously that was a joke). and jimin asking jungkook if he was feeling ok "who says that". but also, "important business trip" IYKYK
40. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SLEEPY JIKOOK
41. wow switzerland is soo pretty, i was going to go back in 2020, as a stop during the BTS EU tour, so i'm hoping to visit there next year.
42. MOTHER TERESA ON WHEELS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
43. Jungkook turning that shit up when Jin started singing
44. Road trip in their matching porches, couple things......
INSERT CLIP OF JIKOOK ALMOST KISSING
46. "just take a picture and let it translate" i had flashbacks to jungkook's 2019 live, where he cutely, and drunkenly says "help me Papago"
47. "we picked a good wine, let's look sad" JIMIN
48. "We came to a place where it gets dark early" "i saw bam yesterday" I fear Jungkook is entering his dad jokes era
49. One thing about Jikook is they're going to eat
50. Jungkook with the 20 water bottles, king of minimalism that one 😌
52. DAMNNNNN Jimin getting that time right was kind of hot ngl.
53. As soon as jimin starting saying "thats unfair" after 5min, i KNEW he was trying to negotiate 😏
54. Not me screaming the names of the MV right along jikook and taking deep breaths like jungkook everytime i got it right. I got them all right btw. Jungkook being a Jimin encyclopedia and getting SMF pt2 right before even Jimin was comical
55. I WAS REAQDY TO THROW HANDS bcs what do you mean "wrong" when jimin hand't even said anything yet.
56. Jimin going into straight gymnastics when he gets peoples name wrong
57. Jimin is better than me, bcs if I had been woken up like that, I would have flipped my bed, thrown night stands, flung chairs across the room.
58. CUTIE SEXY LOVELY WALKING
59. A refined man, a man of sophistication, a man of grandeur, I know thats right
60. Not Jimin laughing at Jungkook going the wrong direction, only for him to get lost on his way back lolololol.
and that is the end of ep 1. yay!
