[shoves u in a locker] HA nerd

"I think I hauve covid" is sort of the modern man's anime nosebleed

when i reblog something for a mutual and they reblog it from somewhere else #WELCOMEHOMECHEATER

i can upload images and media on this site?? holy shit

Only if those images and media please the beasts

Reblog if you’re a beast and this pleases you

Metamorphosis is a foundational text in the tranny pet-play smut canon

It’s unnerving how much it has the same structure of many of my sexual fantasies….

wake up as a bug (fucking awesome) degraded and kicked around (hell yeah) can't go to work (huge plus) gets a limb torn off (lifelong fantasy)

No I was referencing the Kafka novel

Insane Clown Posse

Insane clown pupy

okay I'll bite

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

my fave baron draxum fact is that he said he used turtles specifically because they were so built for defence so if he mixed them with lou jitsu’s offensive strength he would have a grand army. makes sense, right? but then you look at donnie. he specifically chose a spiny softshell. a turtle that isn’t built for defence like, at all. it has a soft shell. and you look at this and your first thought is oh ok plot hole it’s a kids show whatever. and i say no. when you look at it like it’s purposeful the actual reason is so much funnier. spiny softshells are one of the most aggressive breeds of turtles and will bite if given the chance to. they also have a decently powerful bite. baron draxum chose 3 turtles specifically for defence and then also decided to choose 1 guy specifically to just be feral and chow down. assigned violent at birth.