Tired Of This, Grandpa

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

Tumblr users will see a post mentioning a day if the week and just fucking black out and reblog it

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

[ID: excerpt from an article reading: One of my favorite stories, which should drive anyone who has every played in a band crazy-- there’s this bassoon player who has sat next to the same clarinet player since 1988. She’s convinced he plays half a note4 flat on every note he’s every played. He denies this. /]

20-somethings on this website doing none of the things we’re evolved to do for our health and then wondering why they’re so depressed. (smacking you through the screen) GO EAT A LEAF!!!!!!!! GO CRACK A NUT OPEN WITH A ROCK YOU SAD TORMENTED LITTLE APE

i know this is easier said than done and i do not mean this judgementally but you have to start treating yourself like the animal you are in any small consistent way you can. like imagine you went to a zoo and you saw a gorilla sitting in front of blue screens for hours with no natural light no physical activity no interaction with peers no nutritious whole foods no fresh air no water and a pack of cigarettes. you would run screaming to the local news about the blatant animal abuse. you would be demanding boycotts you’d be sledgehammering locks off cages. do you get what i am saying please go squish your toes in mud

This this this! You're your own zookeeper so stop violating ethics boards

jack of all trades, master also of all those trades. no prablem 👌

They say that sudden, intense cravings for very specific foods are usually a sign of a vitamin deficiency. If so, that I'm presently making myself french toast, scrambled eggs, and a bacon and cheese sandwich at 11:45 PM must mean the vitamin I'm missing is grease.

Not to put too fine a point on it but Fat is a macronutrient. Like you need a lot more mass of it every day than all the vitamins combined. Like haha funny post but no really Fat is a nutrient yes your body is craving vitamin grease.

Also: french toast, scrambled eggs, bacon and cheese sandwich? you're stocking up on much-needed protein and cholesterol. Actually when you get grease, eggs are great because they're packed with very high-density cholesterol and that little boi excels at moving the fat around in your body to where it has to go. Keep going that's good!!!

people will be like "if you ever knew a true narcissist or sociopath [using their language] you wouldn't be advocating for them" and i'm on my way to a slumber party with my friends who are professionally diagnosed with npd and aspd, meanwhile the "narcissists" and "sociopaths" they think they know are people with zero disorders who just suck

or the "narcissists" and "sociopaths" they think they know are autistic people who have actually literally done nothing wrong but they get a "bad vibe"

if anyone needs me i'll be frothing at the mouth thinking about the origin of language and interspecies communication. happy wednesday.

Patricia McConnell talks about her research into this in her book “The Other End of the Leash: Why We Do What We Do Around Dogs” which also addresses a ton of other interspecies communication things and not just about dogs! Highly recommend reading it

yuh i was there, that's how it happened

can we hurry up and make it legal to have boobs out in public it's been too hot outside lately

I can’t be topless in public even if it’s legal cause some scandalized puritan is gonna put me on tiktok