NoSwampedRoads

[What's up, guys? It's your boy, West, here.]

[For those of ya who follow my other blog, No Safe Roads, I just wanted to say that ya'll got to me :) I'm doing a goofy au. Thing is though, it's a Shrek AU...so..take that as you will.]

[This AU is gonna blend the Shrek 1 movie with the Musical cause personally, I enjoy the musical better than the movie, but it's also gonna have it's own sort of story in and of itself. Just like my first blog. You guys are gonna be able to interact with this story. I don't plan on making this a fic on AO3, but it'll just be a silly spoof thing. So, yeah..]

[Oh you work retail? I salute you, friend. This is a horrible time of year for that kind of work.]

[Well, I will say that Lea went to the same college as West, Zuke, and Eve. She went for Marine Biology.]

[She was going to study the migratory patterns and populations of green sea turtles]

[But ya know, she ended up getting involved with the whole rebellion thing with the big guy, and you all know how that went.]

[Her favorite coffee order is this extra large matcha, ube, and mocha flavored Frappuccino abomination that at least five cafés in Vinyl City know as 'The Lea Special' or rather 'The Matcha Madness'. The first known case of this drink was at a college café on their campus known as The Drama Bean.]

[She's actually rather fond of the Sayu crew and she tries to spoil them and remind them to chill and take a breather whenever they can. They remind her of Squad 3 that was with the rebellion. Plus she loves helping them add to the marine life of Sayu's digital stage/stadium.]

[That depends lol]

[Are you asking about Princess Lea? Lea from my No Safe Roads blog? Or just in general?? Cause I've got different lore for each version, including the aus I haven't posted anywhere or written about.]

Soot soots kinda just form and exist right? So technically, they got no home or anything, which means when the others find out, I could see them maybe starting to spoil the soot soots

In both aus

Since like, no home, vulnerable to dangers, no money, no comfort items; clearly the gang isn't letting the Soot Soots go lol)

[Oh yeah, no I imagine in universe once a Soot Soot gets 'adopted' it gets spoiled and treated as another member of the family/community. And that goes for whatever universe a Soot Soot fairy ends up in.]

[Oh yeah, he's not gonna have a fun day lol]

[Awwww, thank you!]

[Oooohh I love this song! I actually saw a thing on NSR Tumblr about a bunch of people's sonas/kinsonas done with that a few years ago or something.]

[It'd be adorable to see them with their little hats and stuff playing music ^^]

Aka, CHONK Soot Soot!)

[That would be both adorable and funny]

Still magic and faries, overall look the same, but they just appeared from the phone. Kinda like a wish to meet the fans, and suddenly, Soot Soots. Just *poof* "we are the Soot soots, please give us sweets :3")

[Either would've been appropriate I think ^^]

[However, I can say that your suggestion wouldn't be too bad of an idea. Like the soot soots are magic energy either wholly unbound to any one reality/universe, or they manifested thanks to the qwasa or something. Heck yeah :) ]

[Oh for sure. He's the dad who would kill someone if they spit at his dog, the dog he didn't want, the dog that is now his baby.]

[I've actually seen all 4, and I used to have all four and the holiday specials on DVD.]

[I don't mind the fourth movie. But it isn't my favorite lol]

[I will say that I probably won't go into that plot line or maybe not the same kind of plot line as that movie with the blog, primarily because West would never regret or come to hate/get annoyed with Lea or their life together, I just can't see that being something he'd do.]

[.....]

[I think it varies lol. Like some can be heckin' chonkers and others can be eenie meanie, ya know?]

[Like, I sometimes think like the biggest could be around the size of the world's biggest rabbit, and then the smallest could be anywhere to as as small as a field mouse or even a tree frog. So I think it's up to the individual soot soot.]

Oh? Well, that is indeed a lovely little stone. If it somehow doesn't get damaged I'll ensure it goes back to you.

We just need a little plain rock, and some soot soot magic to pull it off >:3 this is just as good as sweets!

You are a very, very chaotic bunch. Hm..I like it, I admire your boldness too.

Pick the best stone you can find for your little trick. We have to make this good. No, better than good, we need to make it perfect.