Well Behaved Citizen

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

fish love me women also love me!! everyone love me!!! yayy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

hey guys i just thought of a new word and i did it all by myself

“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.

nostalgia bait is much less effective when you have memory problems. "hey its that thing from your childhood, don't you love thing from your childhood?" i wouldnt know </3 i forgor.

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

i feel like im a weird age where i got just a blurry glimpse at the world Before. it used to be cold in the mornings and websites had fun games and the search results showed you what you searched for. covid wasn't a thing. can anybody fucking hear me. did i dream it all????

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

The crazy part about pain is that it actually hurts alot

grossed is such a weird way to describe how much a movie makes. how much did this movie yucky

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street