Scumlord

When you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird as fuck spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time

They’re on the hunt. They’re after you.

hell? empty. all the devils? here.

omg this wasn’t a “dick? out” joke this was a shakespeare quote don’t be crass

Hell: empty Devils: here Dick: out

it’s what shakespeare would’ve wanted

Please, Shakespeare thrived on dick jokes. He would be proud.

pick your battles. pick… pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. that’s too many 

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We were funnier in 2010 than we are now

how is this 2010 if thats an iphone 6

Leave quiet people alone. Stop forcing them to talk if they don’t want to.