Ok so I haven’t watched dragon strikers yet, but this is what I’m understanding so far based off the memes.
1) some guy gets burnt alive in the first forty seconds
2) So this kid, his name is bloom, and he’s the fairy of the dragon flame. His mom is pink diamond.
3) She’s noximilian the clockmaker, and should not be allowed within a 19374)39753837 mile radius of any mysterious glowing blue cubes
Both of them are gay so they’re just buddies, which is rad bc friendship is magic. But apparently the yuri is doomed?
Anyway kudos to the dragon strikers government for encouraging kids to use their extremely dangerous magical powers on a sports team instead of the military, the US would never




















