embrace the world

i want sylvia to (remembers i shouldn’t objectify women) have a lovely day (remembers it’s literally a fetish opera) up gerard’s butt

i'm flying to LA and travelling to gerard's house under the cover of darkness and scaling the walls of her property and breaking in through the maid's quarters and tip toeing up the stairs, my footfalls quieted by the plush carpet, stealing into gerard and lindsey's bedroom which is indistinguishable from any upmarket sex club in amsterdam, going through all of gerard's cupboards and closets and drawers to find her shapewear and cutting it all to ribbons with the toenail clippers i was allowed to carry on the plane

i’m in los angeles sneaking sticks of butter into gerard’s smoothies

tablespoons of corn oil and peanut butter

i’m doing minnie maud shit to her pussy

i miss gerard he used to make noises for us