why are your hands wet

Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption

cutting a worm will not make two worms

squirm

oh squirm?

Die, fool.

it’s already 2021 in australia by now probably. they’re so ahead all the time. im choked up about it.

Looks like 2018 is starting with [spins wheel] a YouTuber [spins a second wheel] desecrating a corpse

SHE DID THAT

me at the family dinner, sometime in 2036

Every time I see this video, it renews me

what?

I don’t know. i woke up at 6am, wrote this, and went back to sleep

hope youre okay

Here’s a tip for the men who don’t want to be accused of sexually assaulting someone: don’t sexually assault someone

Damn Bron bron

I miss the president THINKING full stop