No Amount of Fire or Freshness

first kill is a modern romeo and juliet with lesbian vampires that came out during pride month and if you dont think that’s exactly what william shakespeare would want, you have a vast misunderstanding of that man

Everyone needs to get on writing agatha x Niamh fics ASAP

Agatha getting a girlfriend and becoming a goatherder is literally the only thing I've ever wanted.

Good morning to people with a mermaid STD, sapphics who had their first kiss while covered in goo from assisting the birth of a goat, girls who commit crimes twice a day, people who smell like a waterfall, people being gay in Ikea, those who accidentally got engaged to a demon, and people who can intimidate their own armchairs