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normtommyshepherd

me sorry not sorry

normteddyaltman

It is you. It even says Tom!

normtommyshepherd

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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this is me except I’d be staring in a mirror 💁🏻‍♂️💅🏻

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Same

normbillykaplan

yet when an environment is quiet you feel the need to make noise????

no flash photography, please

normteddyaltman

❤️ @normbillykaplan ❤️

normtommyshepherd

Ewwww groooosssss 😆

normbillykaplan

oh shut up tommy

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when it’s finally saturday

normbillykaplan

you’re a loser come over

Nope. 🤪

lol give it time

suspended? nah, suspenders.

normgregwillis

geek chic looks pretty good on you.

normbillykaplan

looks better on you

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suspended? nah, suspenders.

normteddyaltman

I’m living my best life 👐

normcassielang

so handsome

normnathanielrichards

you could come live your best life at my place if you want

normbillykaplan

okay ew. what?

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hey world im single and lonely

altleeminho

well hello there

normbillykaplan

hey world im single and lonely

#studyhard

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thank u, next

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fancycladironlad

okay so I tried to avoid saying this as long as possible but there’s only so many passive aggressive online posts someone can take, so, here goes

G e t

O v e r

I t

thanks for your patience

normteddyaltman

get over the fact that my supposed friend has little enough heart to go behind my back? you need to get over YOURSELF.

normkatebishop

oh jeez here we go

Nathan, NOT COOL. Go back under your social media rock and keep your opinions to yourself

Teddy, nobody is allowed to tell you how long you need to take to heal so just ignore his backhanded bullshit

fancycladironlad

Come on Katie, you have to admit it’s a bit much now. Stay out of arguments that don’t concern you.

It’s been a year my friend. If he still liked you he would be back by now. Clearly he gets something from me that he could never get from you. The sooner you come to grips with whatever that is the better!

normteddyaltman

Every chance you get you take whatever healing I’ve managed to do and rip it open all over again. We can never move past it if you don’t give me the chance but I’m starting to think I don’t want to move past it at all. It’s not worth having a friendship with you if I have to constantly worry about when you’re going to break my trust next. No thanks. You’re an asshole.

fancycladironlad

no, I’m real. If you want to keep whining on the internet about how he left you for me sure but maybe you need to think about what’s wrong with YOU to make him stray in the first place

normkatebishop

No, you’re an ASSHOLE I mean my god listen to you. And DO NOT “little woman” me because this is my business as much as it’s yours.

You do not get to tell people how to live their lives. Just…grow up. God. I hereby ban inter-friend group dating because it just causes too much drama.

normteddyaltman

Okay, let’s get something straight here Nate. Just a few general concepts:

1. Being the “other person” does not make you the man. It, in fact, makes you PATHETIC because you can’t find someone else who likes your shitty self so you have to move in on someone who is already taken.

2. You have always been smaller than me, shorter than me, thinner than me and in general you look like a little kid next to me. Maybe you’re smarter but I don’t think Billy is asking you to do arithmetic equations for him in bed. So stop acting like you’re superior to me.

3. Sometimes being “real” is unnecessary and you are in fact just being an asshole. You need a reality check.

normtommyshepherd

woah woah woahhhhhh

@billythemagician you might wanna get youre two cents in on this before they keep talking about you like your not here

fancycladironlad

@teddybearaltman sometimes being an asshole IS necessary for shit like this when someone (I.e you) has their head so far up their own ass they can’t see reason

And for the record I never said I was superior. Clearly with your football bod you could kick my ass any day. I just said he obviously likes something about me better, or else we wouldn’t be having this conversation

normteddyaltman

Is that an invitation because my football bod can definitely make house calls

normkatebishop

Guys, no.

N

O

normbillykaplan

okay seriously if we’re going to talk about reasons why I made a shitty mistake can I at least be informed?

@fancycladironlad Nate you have to stop doing this. Oh my god. I feel bad enough that I hurt Teddy I really do not need you rubbing it in his face every chance you get.

@teddybearaltman I’m sorry. I’ve said it a million and one times. I know you’re hurting, and you’re allowed to hate me and Nate. But pleaseeeeee do not get physical.

fancycladironlad

I’m not rubbing anything in anyone’s face. I just think it’s about time he got over it considering it’s been a year and maybe you both would be able to move on successfully and be happy if he could just find someone else.

Passive aggressive social media posts do nothing for anyone and honestly if he wants to get physical he can get physical maybe it will help him GET THE FUCK OVER IT

normbillykaplan

oh my god Nate no. shut the fuck up. ever consider that if I was getting everything I wanted from you I’d be with you? No? Okay.

And what you’re doing right now is pretty well along the lines of passive aggressive social media posts. Just give it a rest and leave Teddy alone.

normteddyaltman

Honestly Nate I would put you in the hospital and that shit is pretty expensive so maybe you shouldn’t be hoping I’ll come over there.

fancycladironlad

Let’s settle this like men

normbillykaplan

Guys I swear to god don’t you fucking dare

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