Don't Touch That Dial

i’m so bored can someone please throw a stimulating toy into my enclosure

#more like a phone that's been plugged in for 83 days and doesn't know how to work without being plugged in anymore#i will sputter and die after six minutes out of the house @fiddleabout​

this was the glass jar guy verbatim

I'm afraid to ask.. what happened? 😬

That cake would be voiced by Patrick Warburton

"get his ass" is such an inherently funny phrase

This is so natural. Like i didn’t question it

I know next to nothing about Witcher but this is still objectively hilarious

Exactly the reason I reblogged it too.

why yall always gotta draw oblivion characters so hot when in the game they all look like vacuum sealed Ted Cruz with different snapchat filters on