Round 5: Underlord Darwin (@year2000electronics) vs Trajothaddeus Captio (@bonetrousled) vs Skagen Gip (@corpsoir)
Underlord Darwin (he/him):
Why is he a failboy? He's the lord of the undead but he keeps fucking up. His parents let him do it because they spoil him rotten. He got a mortal form but got himself killed like Jesus and then as recompense his parents promised he could end the world in 2020. He got stopped from this by literally two teenagers. His entire plan amounts on turning everyone into skeletons. He only has two friends and they're both cooler than him. He's pathetic.
Why should he win? Because I think Darwin's only hard-earned win should be as the BIGGEST FAILIURE, baby. Also my OCs have a completed ask blog, so anyone at home can discover the pathetic aura all for themselves.
Other info: Although he may seem like a successboy for owning the underworld and almost starting an apocalypse, his true failure is written right on his face.
Trajothaddeus Captio (He/him):
Why is he a failboy? Nepotism baby that was disowned by his father. Tells everyone that he's drowning in cash- he is not. Has no idea how to take care of himself. Has fake influencer courses and phishing emails that he uses to get peoples' money. SO fucking full of himself but cannot do anything successfully and has the bodily strength of a single sickly bird. Minor events kick the shit out of him daily and he's mean about it to everyone and then he goes up to his room and cries
Why should he win? Traj possesses one of the most integral but most overlooked features of a failboy: being unpleasant and kind of an asshole
Other info: hes an ANTBOY also. double points for being an Ant (small creature)
hes sopping wet and reeks of fish most days, his hair looks like washed up seaweed, hes only got 2 friends in his life because he cant hold a conversation with a stranger for more than 2 minutes without exploding. nearly drowned as a kid and lost his vision in one eye because his boyfriends dad accidentally caught him while out fishing
because he would hate it and i love to see him annoyed and suffering. stinky
hes a shrimp fisherman :] shramp
Underlord Darwin, Trajothaddeus Captio, or Skagen Gipp?
Voting ended onApr 24, 2023