HE IS SOOO BAD!!!!

Okay, how do you date a Hummer? I've got my own idea but I wanna hear yours first-

I wanna hear yours! I'm out of ideas.

Oh really? I just think.. it makes me think of American muscle. I just think a Hummer.. to me, it's like a batting cage, burgers, and beer. It's the B's. It's gotta be something where you show off some of the more traditional components of masculinity, through hand-eye coordination and the desire to eat-

That's a fun idea for a date.

Yeah, you know, I'm trying to impress here.

Yeah, that's lovely.

So you go to the batting cage first, and then afterwards, you say whoever - I don't know if they've got strike-outs or home runs or whatever, but you compete and then you go, whoever loses has to buy the dinner. And then you go out and you get burgers and beer, and-

Aw, I love that.

Actually this is all happening near a promenade. And then you take the Hummer down the end of the Santa Monica pier. And you sit at the end of the pier and you watch the sunset.

Well, it's a bit of a to-do because you can't three-point-turn, because it's too narrow. So you've got to reverse all the way. And it's sort of embarrassing, and the Hummer's like,

"Oh, I should be able to turn round, but I can't-"

And you're like,

"It's okay. It's okay. It's okay!"

"No, I really wish I could-"

"It's okay, it's okay."

"I know you've probably been out with some mopeds, and they can turn around-"

"No no no, look, I'm out with you. It's okay. It's okay."

"No, I should just drive myself into the.."

"Don't drive yourself into the ocean! Don't talk about yourself like that!"

Your date's gone horribly.

"We've had a great date!"

"Yeah."

"It's okay, it's just reverse.."

So it starts reversing. But-

I'm never asking you for first-date advice again.

There's people on the pier-

That one ended in potential suicide, man, that's crazy stuff.

Nah, nah, it's not ending in suicide. Let me finish the date.

Just your typical interaction from a normal spelling bee. 

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