Whatever floats your boat

“its just a fictional couple” i reminded myself while wiping away tears and hugging my pillow

Reasons to marry me: We’d eat pizza and listen to good music together and we’d probably fuck 14 times a week and buy too many pets and build pillow forts.

Accurate 🤷🏼

BSG: Literally tells you that Laura is dying ever since the first episode. BSG: Reminds you that Laura is dying almost constantly throughout the series. BSG: Literally calls Laura “ The Dying Leader”. Me when Laura dies: Shocked. Appalled. Totally unprepared. Who could have forseen this? My feelings will never recover.

This sounds like the sort of rule that got instituted because of something that happened to Kirk, TBH.

It’s referred to in Bones’ log as “The Incident” and Kirk was itchy and purple for weeks

And let’s be fair. Two legs is probably optional. There’s doubtless an Edosian woman or two that’s been graced with his affections.

Random headcanon: the Starfleet regulation cited above originally required only the clearance of the chief medical officer. The requirement for the CO’s authorisation was added specifically in response to the fallout of Dr. Leonard “Bones” McCoy’s realisation that, by the strict letter of the rules, he could authorise himself to fuck anything.

you know that meme from last year where earth was like space jackass? that’s just Stargate

every other episode was the SGC going ‘hold my beer’ and their alien allies just watching dumbfounded as they put together a rainbow gun that killed nazgul in a quonset hut filled with mosquitos

This is the only add I see anymore. And please know, while I post almost no Stargate material it is one of the great obsessions of my life. I own the theatrical and directors cut of the movie. Anyways, good on you algorithm that gave me this add on repeat. I have no clue what you are selling tho. A streaming service? An RPG? Both? A service that offers all Stargate content, all the time????