my Hyperfixation

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

Watching any movie before 2000 reminds you that people in movies used to be hot but like in a normal way

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

Happy father's day to din djarin

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

chronically online but only on tumblr

Don't worry, mutual with a zero-note post. I've added your post to my queue. So, in 6-8 business weeks, we're going to do big numbers! Such as, 1.

the midichlorian is the powerhouse of the jedi