my Hyperfixation

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

Happy father's day to din djarin

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

chronically online but only on tumblr

Don't worry, mutual with a zero-note post. I've added your post to my queue. So, in 6-8 business weeks, we're going to do big numbers! Such as, 1.

the midichlorian is the powerhouse of the jedi

honestly having a brother is a lot like just knowing some guy

I was imagining "reverse creep radiohead" as a bit and now I can't stop thinking of "I wish you were special, I'm so fucking special" and laughing