just one yesterday

You and I, both.

Who wouldn't? 

I think that’s all I do now’a’days…

So…pretty much you want to be in a coma? 

That wouldn't suck. 

I know what you mean.

That's reassuring. 

Me too.

Good to know I'm not alone.

Well Caleb sounds adorable.

Thank you! 

That’s because it was sarcasm, both times. Bless your heart.

what dancing in the confines of your house or in public for the world to see?

Yeah, I just didn’t know if he was your kid.

Oh, god, nope. No child for me. 

That’s so cute. So how old is the little man? [He asked]

Four! 

What could ever have given you that idea?

That’s adorable. Is he your brother or something?

How old is Caleb again?

Isn’t the dude dead?

Killer story, bro. Tell me more?

That was... Sarcasm, wasn't it?