Undefinable.

embarrassed by the amount of pedestrians i hit with my car today but i made it home safe

hello @sashayed your gay haunted wedding is doing numbers on tumblr as god or whoever intended

Yeah no the guy who invented the idea of selling brine shrimp eggs to children as “instant pets” was a big fan of the nazi party and also just generally insane. Like sorry everyone for using an insensitive term but there’s no other way to describe a guy who shut himself up in a mansion and secretly funded nazis off of his inventions, which included the “x-ray specs” and other mail-away children’s scams. The sea monkeys were like the only real one, but he also paid a biologist to make a special, superior strain of them that’s still patented to this day, so I guess he also tried to make his own ubershrimpens. I know this all sounds made up but you can look up Harold Von Braunhut, which is exactly the kind of name you expect. He also kept making money off them until he died in only 2003.