Swag Bitch

BUT, it absolutely needed a fun and silly end credit scene and so I came up with one. Is it well written? No. Is it realistic? No! Is it silly? Yes! Enjoy.

*Kara and Clark are arguing in his apartment*

“Come on Kal-El you promised! Are you really going to break your promise on my 24th birthday?!”

“I know I promised! I just… I’ve been thinking about it and I- I don’t know if it’s a good idea, I mean anything could go wrong and what if something happens here and someone needs us and we can’t get back and…”

“Oh my gossshhhh, you’re such a party pooper. If you don’t come I’m bringing your girlfriend instead. At least she’s a good time!”

“Absolutely not. *sigh* Okay. Fine. I’ll go. But under no circumstances am I getting…”

*hard cut to Superman dancing on the table of a bar, bottle of liquor in hand*

“Soooo drunk” *kara leans over and tells Krypto*

Robin: No, not at all

Steve: yeah, totally, me neither

Robin: I’m sorry, what?

Steve: gay! I mean I didn’t feel gay at all! Why would you think I felt gay? Haha.

Robin: … can you just finish sorting the returns please