ELISE

//i know this is extremely unlikely and far fetched considering the hs au's homes can range from a giant mansion to the shadiest most run down home ever but imagine the shenanigans that would go down if they all lived in the same neighborhood

ragebaiting bro. trying to gaslight bro into thinking the earth is flat and the moon landing was fake.

//i NEED there to be some kind of freak accident that ends up with poppy sailor and elise accidentally killing a cop or something while trying to do business cuz yk how poppy sells pot sailors struck a deal with her regarding marlboro reds and stuff and elise does adderall and occasionally gives some to poppy and stuff. but watching them panick would be peak. poppy might be considering hiding the body, sailor might not like it from a moral standpoint (or maybe it'd be the other way around and he'd suggest hiding the body idk) but really neither of them have a choice, and elise is just left in the crossfire with a shit ton of blackmail to use because their parents are rich and can get good lawyers. ive had this idea for a long time if you couldn't tell.