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here is a star for everyone who’s not feeling their best today (🌟)

as a regular donor to Gaza Soup Kitchen I get their email updates, and they said today that while they've continued to be able to expand, donations are slowing down as Gaza gets less coverage. If you have a few dollars to spare, I encourage you to send them here to continue the amazing work that Hani and his team are doing.

many have pointed out that the ones with “kill tenna” have the most votes, and while that is technically true, I think’s a lot funnier to point out that the options with “marry tenna” have by far the least votes

the “sexy lamp test” but for disabled folks: if you can replace your disabled character with a beloved pet dog that needs an expensive surgery to survive then you have to throw out your manuscript 

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

They explained that he was still on life support, and I was told they couldn't continue his treatment indefinitely because I could no longer afford the exorbitant medical costs. I stood there speechless, feeling as if the ground had vanished beneath me.

I'm begging you, I'm in Gaza, watching my father bleed before my eyes, unable to stop it. Donate now and help me save his life before it's too late. Donate now on GoFundMe

Please donate! I can’t imagine hearing such horrible news in his scenario. Bravery & strength have a limit. He needs help urgently, please donate.

If anyone could match my donation, I put $20 in today. A fraction of that, a reblog, anything helps. Just please, help my friend out if you can.

Thank you so much, my friend. This donation of yours helps us a lot. Please match this donation or donate whatever you can.

please help my friend Nader to afford his father's medical bills!

We could lose my father at any moment. Please don't stop sharing this post and donate. My father is suffering greatly in the ICU. Please, please, please donate now.

Please help my friend Nader!!

Donations have completely stopped, and the hospital administration warned us today that they may expel us because I can no longer afford my father's treatment. Please, I beg you through my tears, donate now before my father is left without care.

Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

*usually

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open