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kunimi said: we’re LEAVING

bonus: he go blep

tendou: explain?

matsukawa: that means one of us is gay

oikawa: i hope it’s iwa-chan

kenma: execute me

kenma: *excuse me

kenma: actually nvm, execute works too

me writing fanfiction:

bokuto: if something breaks?

kuroo: we try to fix it before akaashi gets home

bokuto: and if that doesn’t work?

kuroo: we blame kenma

kageyama: of course, what is it?

hinata: [scoots closer]

hinata: [kisses kageyama’s cheek]

kageyama:

bokuto: yeah, you must’ve gone wild!

[the night before]

akaashi: you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling

Richie: Yes.

Stan: I was hula hooping. Patty and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.

Richie: Oh, my God.

Stan: I've mastered all the moves [Shows photos on his phone.] The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.

Richie: Why are you telling me this?

Stan: Because no one will ever believe you. [Deletes photos from phone]

Bill: We really appreciate you doing this.

Stan: Oh, sure.

Richie: And 3, 2, 1

Bill and Richie: ♪ Bill and Richie in the Morning! ♪

Bill: And we're back. Look whose here Stan Uris.

Richie: Stan how do you stay so fit?

Stan: Uh, diet, exercise, genetics

[Bill and Richie fake laugh]

Richie: Sure, sure.

Bill: Okay, so it seems as though we have a clip. You want to set it up for us?

Stan: Uh, I'd like to, but I don't know what you're talking about.

Bill: Okay, we'll just roll it.

Richie:[Highpitch voice] Ooh, My name is Stanley Uris.

Bill: [Mocking voice] Hey, I'm Stan Uris. It's Summer!

Richie: We're supposed to be having fun!

Bill: This isn't fun!

Richie: [back to himself] Oh, that was really funny.

Stan: You guys, what's going on? Where are the cameras?

Richie: Oh, we're not filming this.

Bill: No, who'd want to watch this?

Stan: Oh, guys it's 6:00 A.M, Jeez!

[Stan storms off]

Richie: We're not gonna have him back.

Bill and Richie: ♪ Bill and Richie in the mor- ♪