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The plural of Jesus should be Jesie pronounced "jeez-eye"

If i'm not on the verge of passing out while showering the water isnt hot enough

Guys i'm going alt.

Alt what? I wont say

Just alt

Today i was alone and walking how down a road in between two fields, no one was around.

Suddenly, i spot a grasshopper, a big one, standing at the edge of the road.

Of course i dont want to be rude and say "hello".

The after i walk a few steps, i turn around and completely sincerily i say to the grasshopper, in a voice slightly louder than a usual speaking voice because they were at least a bit further away "bevere of the road, there are cars".

Only after a few more steps did i realise that it was a grasshopper i was speaking to

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There's so many god damn lives to live and i can choose between so many of them, or at least try to choose. But there is just as many if not more that just depend on other people that i want to experience too

all-hail-the-antler-king

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My account has a quirk called schizofrenia no one follows me, and the only person liking and seeing my posts is myself. And i love it

#a

GUYS, WHAT WAS I ON!?

I love it when an eldrich monster acts like an anime girl

#anime #anime gilr

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a powerful super villainess has recently started dating a kind and gentle normal man. But recently she's been waking up sick and she realized she's pregnant. Unfortunately when she arrived to his home for dinner to tell him she saw his teenage superhero daughter staring daggers at her.

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"honey, i'm pregnant"

"uhm... Dad? YOU KNOCKED HER UP!?"

"Listen Amy, this is news to me too, but i think that you should calm down a little. I know you are mortal enemies and all, but i'm sure if you give her a chance-"

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? SHE'S EVIL! JUST MANIPULATING YOU OR SOMETHING!"

The villainess, now seated at the tabel, couldnt help but enjoy the chaos she causes even in daily life.

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“You guys made a mistake in your summoning ritual.” “Nonsense! There’s no error here, you’re the chosen hero!” “….You all realize I’m a god right?”

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"..."

"But you can save us."

"Well... Yeah... Quite easily actually."

"CHOSEN ONE! CHOSEN ONE! CHOSEN ONE!"

koyoriin

"...then i will become history's most brutal queen."

https://twitter.com/koyoriin https://patreon.com/koyorin https://instagram.com/koyori_n https://bsky.app/profile/koyorin.bsky.social

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Said the prince no one took seriously

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"How did you kill your reality?" "Unbreakable shield and unstoppable spear paradox, how about you?" "I tried to make myself infinite and instead everything else became nothing, what about that dude over there?"

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"oh, i didnt destroy anything. They just kinda kicked me out. Probably didnt like a real philosopher for once. Anyway i am not really outside of universe because like where are we right now? Universe is everything we know. If all of existance was destroyed"

keeps yapping for another 30 minutes

"What do you mean 30 minutes? There's time here?"

And then he finally shuts up OR THE AUTHOR WILL STOP WRITING HIM.

"uhm... That's not a gramatically correct sente

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You look at your Toddler in your Arms, then at your Vampire SO rolling on the floor laughing, and then at your bleeding hand. After YEARS of not even french kissing your SO to not become a Vampire, you get turned by your 14 month old child.

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What are these prompts? I dont even know what to write i'm just laughing with the vampire

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I dont know why but in writing a longer story i dont believe you can make gay (male x male) relationship interesting. Any other relationship can be done in a good way, but gay relationships arent interesting enough for a long story.

For one offs? Yes, good enough. For long, thought out stories? Nah, not really interesting, maybe in the background.

Just tell me about any media, with actually interesting plot that is done somewhat good, with a gay relationship in the foreground.

#gay men #gay #writing #writeblr

I'm saying it right now, the minecraft song "otherside" will be used in the same edits as "mice on venus" ten years from now

#minecraft #uhh minecraft #uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh minecraft

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