vulgar little thing

Why did this sound summon my dog from the other room SO QUICKLY

Love that his reaction to being pranked was to pull the exact same prank on his buddy

maybe this is insensitive but i think if it's such a problem to see puppy masks or bdsm harnesses at pride for u well i think you could probably just look away into a different direction. like i feel like you can just turn yr head and it won't be a problem probably anymore.

I ask you for a cigarette. When you go to hand it to me I eat it from your hands so gently like a horse who’s trust you’ve painstakingly earned 

I started smoking when I saw my uncle smoking a cigarette and looking at the window with melancholy. I was 2 days old

nostalgia will have you thinking delusional crap like "i miss being 14." no the fuck i don't!!!