The Twin Snakes

He drew his sword, pointing it at the pair. “Now hold still so I can behead th’ both of you!”

"You really should do something about those anger issues, Puppy."

The presence of this man, or rather these men, was enough to make Ragna’s mood drop faster than a bullet fired towards the ground. He snarled, hunching into a fighting stance. “Terumi… What the hell kind a shit is this, you bastard?” His hand fiercely gripped Blood-Scythe’s handle. “Y’ know what, that doesn’t even matter. Get ready to die twice, y’ son of a bitch.”

"Somehow I don't think that's gonna be an option, Candy. You might wanna get out of here."

"Good, glad to hear it!" Candy replied, completely unaware of the fact that sarcasm is a thing. "Huh? Of course! Cheer and hugs are very important to keeping a healthy mind ya'know! A lot of people say otherwise of course but that just means they need more hugs and/or cheer."

Someone’s less than thrilled to see two certain people. Well, one was tolerable to an extent and the other was interesting, but only when she was in the mood to banter with his psychotic mind and she wasn’t. “Candy. Red. What do ya want ?”

"Mari! Hi! How've you been? I haven't seen you in like, forever!"

“Uhuh, what hit your head…” She muttered to herself,  ”Alright, I’ll play along, ‘Captain,’ sure I will.”

"Er...okay, thanks! I'm glad that's settled. So uh...who are you?"

“Good morning Lieutenant! How can I help you?”

It was a stretch for sure, but the blonde was simply caught off guard. That or she was having a blonde moment~

"I feel great! Thank you so much for asking! As for the NOL, things have been pretty quiet lately as far as I know."

“Hello! I’m Captain Hazama of the NOL’s Public Relations department, how can I help you?”

The hell, Terumi, what… are you wearing? You look like a damn piece of candy.

"Terumi...? I'm very sorry Miss, but I think you have me confused with someone else. Don't worry about it though! It happens all the time."

“You seem a bit…confused. I’m Captain Hazama, of the NOL’s Public Relations department. It’s nice to meet you and all, but I’d really rather you didn’t burn me to death. I kinda have to work today so that would be inconvenient.”

[ this is amusing … ] 

"I don't remember any of THAT happening, but it sounds AWESOME! Hey, do I get to wear a cape and be all 'CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!' when Ragna stops my evil plans or whatever you think I'm doing? Because that would be kind of really cool."

“Uh…what?”

” You’re … uh, damn what’s his name … … but hey, man. I’ve played the game, I know what I’m talking about. Don’t you even touch me, I’ll burn you to death. “

"You seem a bit...confused. I'm Captain Hazama, of the NOL's Public Relations department. It's nice to meet you and all, but I'd really rather you didn't burn me to death. I kinda have to work today so that would be inconvenient."

” Shit, first it’s Arakune, and now it’s Pinkie-zama ! Screw this, I’m outta here. I’m not gonna get stabbed to death by this psycho ! “

"Uh...what?"

Tao nevertheless went along with it. “Meow. Tao is sorry then, Pink Guy! Hope he can forgive her!”

"Well of course I can! It would be pretty silly of me to hold a grudge for a simple mistake like that, wouldn't it?"