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It’s called a contradiction. It does too make sense. Mhmm, yet somehow you just admitted you aren’t smart. I wasn’t mean until you were, beautiful.

So does this make you like a Starburst? Cause those are supposedly contradictions. I never said exactly that I wasn't smart, I said I was experienced. Being experienced doesn't make me not smart. Well you're not really being mean since you just called me beautiful.

  No. You can be evil and still be nice. But when you’re an asshole, that’s all you are. So you aren’t smart? Well now I know you’re a liar.

You you're nice and evil? That doesn't make sense. I am very smart, I'm a college graduate. I'm not a liar! C'mon cutie, don't be mean.

  Hey! I’m not an asshole. I’m just very evil. Really? Huh. Well that’s just because you’re so smart. Hey! Why you gotta be so mean to me? 

I mean couldn't you classify an evil person as an asshole? I'm not smart, just experienced. I'm not! I'm very nice and adorable.

  But it’s such a good front! i mean no one suspects the sweet guy with dimples. Like ever! Yeah, but I can’t seem to bring myself to buy a new one.

It's actually very predictable if you ask me. The nice, hot, cute, and sweet ones are always the assholes. You'd be the first one I'd suspect. Lazy, tsk tsk tsk, pathetic.

  Exactly! You learn fast. It has too! It shuts off on me so easily. Deletes all my contacts at times. It’s evil, I tell you.

You're evil, your cute dimples and pretty little smile isn't fooling anyone. You're evil. Maybe it's time for you to get a new phone.

  Okay. You’re going to have to learn, things are never my fault. So yes, it’s defintiely the phone’s fault

I'm going to have to learn? So nothing is ever your fault, why's that? How dare you blame a poor innocent little phone. It's done nothing to you.

  Good. I’m Eloise by the way.

Nice to meet you, I'm Aria.

  Okay, well don’t tell anyone about it, yeah? It can be out secret.

Of course, it'll be our little secret.

Are you sure it's the phone's fault? Maybe you should be a bit more responsible latte boy.

  That’s the plan. How’d you find you way here?

I don't know, I tend to go on walks and just wander around and then I saw you so I just decided to come and say hi. Now I'm here.

I know, and it’s not on any ridiculous roof top either. It’s like a little safe haven. 

Better keep this place a secret, don't want the chaos of the outside world to ruin it.

  Definitely, but not until it gets warm again. It’s nice to just come here and not have to deal with the regular hustle and bustle of the city.

I'm surprised how quiet it is hear. It seems like it's noisy in every corner of New York, but not here.

  I know. Well, when I first came here I was always getting lost, and one day I just stumbled upon it. It’s funny to think that a wrong turn lead to finding such a nice place, huh.

It's also pretty cool. I mean it's not often you stumble upon a place as pretty as this. This would be a great place to have a picnic.

Huh?  Oh yeah, I’m fine. It’s just a pretty spot.

You're right, it's absolutely breath taking. How'd you find this place?