big moves

i honestly dont care if people voted for trump… like girl i came to watch a show where people backstab fuck the politics bitch

Bless you for this I can’t remember any of their names

if i was rich i would never let new friends know until like a few weeks later when i know they genuinely like me and then one morning theyd wake up with a letter that says their student loans have been completely paid off and attached is just a picture of me wearing sunglasses and doing double peace signs with the caption “oh yeah btw im rich”

If you were rich you wouldn’t be wasting your time trying to get attention on Tumblr.

thats where youre wrong bucko no amount of money will satisfy my need for attention

Spongebob didn’t swallow cum or eat ass or have clinical depression or any of this stuff on these memes he loved his friends and making krabby patties

why is this in past tense spongebob is still alive 

It’s in past tense because he does all of that now