Nokani

“I declare that Chen is cute and strong.”

“I could listen to Fuyuki’s voice all day.”

“...Too complicated, you lost me. As for the tags asking how I’m doing, though? Fantastic! Though I do have a new face now.”

“There! Updated the bio to not be in first person because that shit was lame and weird, gave myself an actual real name instead of just using my online handle, changed the face claim, and also added the VTuber AU to the AU page! Productivity, ho!”

Does she still make a post?

“I wanna pet Chen’s head and call her a good girl.”

“Well that’s uh...fair, I guess. But how are you going to reach it to punch it?”

“Well! It’s because you can also buy back the scrap...at the initial value it would have sold for. So, waaaay cheaper than $4200. And you can sell it again and trigger the perk yet again. So, basically. Once you get that perk you have infinite money. Funny how unintended side effects like that can happen.”

“So...good, then, right? Because that sounds good for a jiangshi. How’s Seiga been, though? Still kidnapping people?”

“Well I woke up real late today...at 1 pm. That said, doing fine, I guess. And I’m eating pretty well. How’ve you been, Yoshika?”

“Oh heck, you actually remembered this blog existed! And...sent this 23 days ago. Whoops. Anyhoo, cuddle away.”

“...I also gotta change the face claim for this blog. Been using Mirai here instead of Ochako for a while, now.”

“Oh, well! I’m what’s known as a mun, haha. It’s ah....well, don’t worry about it.”

“Friendly reminder that Eri also shapeshifts into girls and looks at them naked in the mirror.”

“Eri learning about the Internet...I don’t want to imagine it. His innocence would be ruined.”

“...Well you’re not wrong, but it takes one to know one.”