KPop Musings

Choerry: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.

Gowon: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.

Momo: Thinking.

Jeongyeon:About what?

Momo: What would happen if I mix coke and mentos in my mouth.

Jeongyeon: You literally just set the kitchen on fire.

Olivia Hye: What is this?

Gowon:Affection

Olivia Hye: Gross…

Gowon: No murder allowed.

Jeongyeon: Don’t worry I do that all the time.

Momo: Wear your contacts to bed?

Yves: But I didn’t say anything?

Doctor: I’m just waiting for your x-ray.

Momo: But I’ve never dated anyone named ray.

Jeongyeon: Don’t worry I got this!

*Jeongyeon jumps up and down starting to glow.* Jihyo: What? How?

Jeongyeon: I swallowed a glowstick.

Sana: your password

Twitter: Your password is incorrect.

Sana: huh?

Twitter: Try again.

Sana: again

Twitter: Your password is incorrect.

Jeongyeon[laughing]: Yeah, five heads taller than you.

Chaeyoung:

Jeongyeon: Burn the house down.

Jihyo: And what did you do?

Jeongyeon: Made you dinner.

Jihyo:

Jeongyeon:

Jihyo:

Mina: Well we were driving and there was this deer in the middle of the road that Jeongyeon couldn’t see. So I shouted “Jeongyeon deer!”

Jeongyeon: *silence*

Mina: Do you want to tell them what your response was?

Jeongyeon: *moment of awkward silence*

Jeongyeon: “Yes honey?”

Jihyo: Next thing you know, she’s going to fall in love with you. Is that what you want?

Jeongyeon: *scoffing* Is that what I want?

Sana, loudly over the speaker: Yes