Welcome To Freckle Bitch’s

"Looks like I'm gonna be getting married soon, Jefe! You wanna come to my wedding?"

"Thanks to the Saints pretty soon I'll have enough cash to buy my girlfriend that ring she keeps hinting at."

(recruited) "I can't wait to tell my girl that I got to run with el Jefe!"

(burger) "This is the same stuff el Jefe's always eating so it must not be too bad."

(Shivington fires reaction) "My girl says she believes we caused that fire by accident, but sometimes I wonder if she really means it..."

"Ultor may have more guns and money, but we have more heart."

"With you and Johnny leading the way those other gangs don't stand a chance!"

Fun Shaundi has my heart forever

I want your help.

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Nice to see you too.

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You look good.

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I’m not talking about favors. I’m talking about paying.

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An independent science company is close to developing totally green energy. If they go public, you think people are gonna want a nuke plant in their town?

I need you to jack their shipments of prototype parts.

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I’m glad we can look past what’s happened before.

found this very interesting half of a conversation in sr2′s audio files. it seems to be cutscene dialogue between Dex and Boss, although i couldn’t find Boss’ lines if they exist. i guess Volition’s plans for Dex were originally very different

Infinite list of favorite characters: Kinzie Kensington from Saints Row

It's a lot of questions but maybe that will incline people to pick multiple?

1. Is your Boss's name a secret? Do some people know but not others? Do they use a pseudonym? A nickname?

2. What games do you play this Boss in or what games are canon to the story you imagine for them?

The Third. What job/jobs was your Boss doing (if any) before joining the Saints?

IV. What is or was your Boss's relationship with <asker chooses character> like?

5. Were they born in Stilwater? If not, where are they from and how did they end up there?

6. What is their birthday or date of birth OR how old do you see them as in the games you play them in?

7. Do you have an OTP/OT3+/endgame pairing etc. with them?

8. Do they have other sexual or romantic connections?

9. What family does your Boss have or if they have a lot, what family are particularly important to them?

10. How has your Boss changed throughout the games/years?

11. One or more ways your Boss is similar to you

12. One or more ways your Boss is different to you

13. What is their gender/sexuality/romantic orientation/pronouns etc. (either all, or asker specifies)?

14. Which voice does your Boss have? Or if you imagine them speaking differently to one of the in-game voices, describe it.

15. Are there any small things about them in the canon that you've really run with in your headcanon?

16. Is there anything from the games you've drastically avoided or downplayed in your headcanon?

17. If you play them in SRIV... which of the romance options, if any, are headcanon to you? xD

18. Do they have a best/closest friend?

19. Does your Boss have a favourite gun or other weapon?

20. Do they have any tattoos? Are they from the game or something you created?

21. Do they have a second-in-command or are all their lieutenants equal?