Wacky epithets for a modern practitioner
in no particular order, featuring- some of my fav epithets (both ancient and self-given), my obsession with post-modernism, my personal interpretation of the gods, my brainrot etc
Apollo of Philosophy [all self-reflection and deconstruction chaos included]
Apollo of the Ivory Tower
Apollo of “oh no, this is a poem isn’t it” when I just wanted to write something random
Apollo Proopsiou [first sight]
Apollo of Post-colonial Theory
Apollo of young men and boys [always a classic]
Dionysos of Philosophy [immediately there is a distinctly different vibe from Apollo of Philosophy lol]
of Psychoanalysis [o shelter me from repressive structures and aid me in the uncovering of the world’s true desires]
Dionysos Psilas [giver of wings]
Dionysos of “kill everyone now condone first degree murder advocate cannibalism eat shit filth is my politics filth is my life!”
Dionysos of neurodivergency
Dionysos of homoeroticism
Dionysos of Existential Crises
Dionysos of modernity [unhinged]
A few others that are not as collected
Aphrodite of the Revolution [erotic]
Zeus of Anarchists/ Zeus of Anarchy [I could not decide on which one was better]
Zeus of Free Speech [basic and timeless]
It is my belief that giving epithets is a key language of worship in the modern world [giving epithets is my love language]
I might add if new ones come to me