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I know they're the hype in the ed community, and ppl will hate me for saying it but ffs they are the worst

Did you know:

Gram for gram, rice cakes actually have MORE calories than bread (u just eat less of it, obv, since they're mostly air, still feels like being cheated)

Almost completely devoid of nutrients

Cause blood sugar spikes and crashes since they offer nothing but simple carbs

On top of the fact that they taste like shit don't even deny it

Now if u wanna live w/ painful rice cake infused suffering that is fine, but rly you should get rye crispbreads

Because:

They're high in fiber

So won't cause blood sugar crash

Provides B vitamins, iron, magnesium and zinc for us malnourished bitches

Good source of protein (burns more calories)

Actually somewhat filling

They're the same amount of calories as rice cakes (mine are actually lower!)

Crunchy and satisfying, no gross cardboard texture

U can do everything that u can do with rice cakes with them aka if ur me it's a low cal vessel for shoving avocado into ur mouth

The ones I get are CHEAPER than rice cakes

I get a cheap knockoff of the branded ryvita ones, any are good tbh

In conclusion:

since it’s the new year, i was hoping to find more friends bc having an ed is so fucking lonely n exhausting. my dash is dry, too.

pls rb if you (are):

✰ between ages fifteen to twenty-five ONLY

✰ already have an ed

✰ actively post on tumblr

✰ willing to become friends