Notes From Hell

and now Lamine Yamal must participate in an UNICEF's photoshoot with a baby that will defeat him in 19 years

I love when desire leads to disappointment. It’s a classic

she marxed down the stairs leninistly

mike flanagan's what if the world was made out of pudding cinematic universe

putting jose mourinho in the most toxic dressing room in football like you might as well put a literal bomb in there

London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

bongs at croydon

there’s a bloke at clappham common who will suck your dick for £4.50 hell even play with your balls for an extra quid

I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money

£3.50?

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

do you guys ever like forget you’re interested in something until you start engaging with it again and you go “oh wait i’m like crazy crazy about this yeah”