abortia

letting the tale seduce you was for iwtv seasons 1 and 2, i am reporting the tale for sexual harassment

this world is so funny

but I’m done laughing

my cat when shes been wiggling all silly and happy while i pet her and then bites the shit out of me and leaves

there r literally billions of reels u could have seen b4 u die but instead u wasted ur life being with those u love.

The Heterosexual Lestat

AMC needs to be euthanized

The vampire lestat finale: Louis and Lestat kiss on national TV after preventing the Great Conversion, legalizing vampire marriage once and for all. In a daze, Daniel calls armand and says "I'm coming to the coffin"

(via butchblood, fuckyeahbutchesfuckingbutches)

the way eve's like thought so much about killing her husband and she's literally got the knife to her own thigh out of fascination + boredom combined and she hates all her clothes and doesnt really care about having sex and then a mid 20s blonde woman gets obsessed with her and suddenly shes like dressing in the clothes she brought her and feeling herself and she finds herself attractive like the sensuality of rediscovering desire through someone elses obsession with you... eveeeeeeeeee

tough cookie thinking “I’ll marry the bum and have a baby,” lestat is fucking christine even though she spends most of her time pissed off at him, gabriella kissing a woman while lestat gets off on it. I want alison bechdel to show up and start shooting people with a gun

Lestat comparing Christine to a sewer system

Dee, BABY JENKS, the strip club, most of what they changed about Gabrielle, it goes on and on, worse and worse. Such a vile downfall for this series.