abortia

ok ive settled down... anyways this has been one of if not the most malicious, pathetic, dumb, and gross downfalls in television history. shame upon rolin jones for eternity

nvm he should die

letting the tale seduce you was for iwtv seasons 1 and 2, i am reporting the tale for sexual harassment

this world is so funny

but I’m done laughing

my cat when shes been wiggling all silly and happy while i pet her and then bites the shit out of me and leaves

there r literally billions of reels u could have seen b4 u die but instead u wasted ur life being with those u love.

The Heterosexual Lestat

AMC needs to be euthanized

The vampire lestat finale: Louis and Lestat kiss on national TV after preventing the Great Conversion, legalizing vampire marriage once and for all. In a daze, Daniel calls armand and says "I'm coming to the coffin"

(via butchblood, fuckyeahbutchesfuckingbutches)

the way eve's like thought so much about killing her husband and she's literally got the knife to her own thigh out of fascination + boredom combined and she hates all her clothes and doesnt really care about having sex and then a mid 20s blonde woman gets obsessed with her and suddenly shes like dressing in the clothes she brought her and feeling herself and she finds herself attractive like the sensuality of rediscovering desire through someone elses obsession with you... eveeeeeeeeee