I’d Rather Sleep,

When people reblog everyone but me and only like my stuff it’s like you’re ripping feathers off my wings btw

are we not all camgirls in a mass surveillance state

based firemen

you sign up for the job because you want to save lives, and sometimes you get a chance to just be really, really, clear about "yes it is my job to save lives, there is an obstacle, and i am paid to use an axe to solve this problem"

Well you see I have a special problem solving tool. It’s called an “axe” it’s really good at cutting red tape.

that edible you took three years ago is about to kick in

you laugh but years ago i had a massive head cold and i was sitting at a red light trying to blow my nose so hard you'd think i was giving birth through my nostril and all of a sudden i got snow drainage like that taste and the coaty throat and my gums went numb like wtf. at that point i'd been clean off the yayo for almost a dozen years like do i seriously have a weird pocket of cocaine packed far up in my sinus somewhere or wtf is happening.

the world is so beautiful