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stores will be like THIS IS A SAFE PLACE 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ and then have an entire wall dedicated to harry potter merch

I love pretending to be normal in social settings bc it’s like how long will it take until they find out a screw is absolutely loose. how long can I keep this going for

sorry i woke up in my rantsona. but like seriously isn't it fucking twisted that every child in almost every country are basically legal property of their parents. like their parents have complete control over where they can go, who they can talk to, which words out of their mouth are truth or lies; they're allowed, encouraged even, to be the sole interface by which the child connects to everything else in this world. like isnt that extraordinary. like how is it a mystery to anyone that children are constantly dying under parental abuse or growing up into utterly dysfunctional traumatised adults. why are we talking about these nebulous narratives of "the unstoppable and nuanced cycle of abuse" instead of looking straight at the reality we've built specifically for this purpose

so funny in dragon age inquisition where everyone was like "hoooly fuck. can solas shut up. can he stop talking about spirits and the fade for 5 fucking secondsss." is like if you had a coworker who texted you nonstop like "broooo I love surfing i love the sea 💦🏝⛵🌊 haha water and shit yo. man let's hit some waves let's cowabunga let's swim with the fishiessss haha hmu" and then you find out he's poseidon

“male loneliness epidemic” and “friendzoning” are similar concepts to me in that the conditions they describe are literally experienced by everyone at some point in their lives but when its men its some sort of profound injustice that needs to be rectified by checks notes giving them unfettered access to the public good that is Women

"so do you misgender everyone you meet or just trans women?" remains my go to response to "i call everyone dude/man/guy/etc"

if you say "i'm an ally but if you don't coddle me and people like me forever we're going to become neofascists" then i don't think you know what ally is because you're not describing an alliance -- you're describing an attempted hostage situation

don't talk to me till my carapace hardens from my last molt 😭😭😂😂

you there, tboy reading this post! i am walking up to you. i am grabbing you by the shoulders in an iron grip. listen to me. listen to me. trans women are not erasing you. cis people are erasing you because you are a threat to the gender binary. trans women, on the other hand, are being unwillingly dragged out into the spotlight by their hair so they can be targeted for abuse. i cannot fucking overstate how much trans women are not oppressing you. they just aren't. you're being a misogynist dude you have to stop. stop it. stop it right fucking now

i hate when people casually mention being in/joining the military like omg i actually think you're a terrible person now 😭🙏

sorry for decimating the local ecosystem with my outdoor Registeel

other drivers will see your safe distance from the vehicle in front of you and go "is for me? 🥺" and then proceed to not use their turn signal before swerving into your lane