I'm so normal about EotV

i hate that i even need to say this but unfortunately people nowadays have zero common sense, especially when it comes to fiction (although, if you read kristoff's books, i really hope you have retained yours..)

he is a near comically evil monster with no redeeming qualities and absolutely deserved to die and rot in hell and i obviously don't condone or defend any of the shit he's done

however, he is FICTIONAL and extremely fascinating and hot as fuck so here we are

worst man ever <3

saw this and immediately remembered Chapter III of Book 3 of EotDawn

So, here are my headcanons:

> Alba and Aléne Voss: The canon says there were rumors about them being either virgin prietesses murdered by him after he Became or sorceresses sent to kill him and murdered. I want to believe they had a threesome with Fabién and got turned at the same time though. It's funnier.

> Kestrel Voss: Fabién massacred every single person of the Tordu population and only Kestrel survived

> Ettiene Voss: Fought Fabién and got killed and turned

> Morgane Voss: Canonically, Fabién murdered her whole family and her (but she got turned)

> Danton Voss: Seduced by Fabién and turned (his face is similar to Nikita's face, I guess Fabién has a type)

> Laure Voss: Also seduced by Fabién and turned, but there was probably something either sexual or romantic involved. Maybe she asked him to turn her

(Because I love both EOTV and Muse a normal amount) (I am obsessed)

Gabriel and Astrid:

How can I move on?

When all the best things I have, we made together?

Here's to letting go

But I am lost in a void with your ghost and our memories

(I really wanted to find a happier song but the whole lyrics didn't fit well enough)

Gabriel and Phoebe:

I long to fall into the sun

It can't just be with anyone

It's got to be with you

(The whole song has more their vibe of the second/third book, even if it's romantic and good for Gabriel and Astrid too)

Aaron and Baptiste:

Love is our resistance

They'll keep us apart and they won't stop breaking us down

Hold me

Our lips must always be sealed

(This whole song fit very well their Michon times imo. It's still true that their love conquered worlds)

Dior and Reyne:

How much pain has quaked your soul?

How much love would make you whole?

You're my guiding lightning strike

(They didn't travelled half the world for each other but they met after travelling through one so it still counts)

Lachlan and Charlotte:

Follow through

Make our dreams come true

Don't give up the fight

You will be alright

'Cause there' s no one like you

In the universe

(This song is also very Baron coded ngl, but I think it first them very well too)

Laurent and Celene:

There's a part in me you'll never know

The only thing I'll never show

Hopelessly, I'll love you endlessly

Hopelessly, I'll give you everything

(I wish I could give them a piano song but this will do anyway)

Dior and Celene:

Save me from my superstitions

Now I'm free from this soul's condition

Wait just a while

And I'll greet you with a smile

(Because Celene was lost and Dior was her new guiding light)

Fabién and Nikita:

I tried so hard to let you go

But some kind of madness

Is swallowing me whole

(For them there was too much choice lol, who didn't write about exes. The bridge of Dead Inside is also veeery good)

Aaron and Nikita:

Behold my transformation

And you are empowered to do as you please

My mind was lost in translation

And my heart has become a cold and impassive machine

(My favourite Muse song btw. This one is NOT happy but fitting)

Fabién and Gabriel:

I'm craving your touch will save me

Can't break, we're magnetized

Too late to kill the high

So tease me, don't satisfy

Don't satisfy

The sickness in you and I

I found two slamanders