That rare morning where you don't need coffee.

That is never an option for me. Nope.

Yeah, but it was stronger than I expected.

Ah, I see. I think that's the case with old wines, but I'm no connoisseur. 

… Oh my God. That’s like beyond ironic. It’s like a story I would have written in school. Horrible chef works for high end food magazine which causes chaos and stealing. Okay great, you’ll get ‘em soon. I’m really in the mood to bake soon.

I prefer to think of it as genius, and a surviving. But hey, each to their own. Just promise me one thing? Let me know if it's oats and raisins, so I'm not disappointed when I bite into it thinking it's going to be chocolate. 

Alright, we got ourselves a deal then. Sorry, it’s habit, hard to break it. Nice meeting you, Noah Donovan. I’m Dana Courier.

Don't apologise. It's not a bad habit or anything, I just prefer my name. Pleasure to meet you Dana. So, what is it that you do?

I have no clue what I’m eating, I just know that it’s divine.

That was my motto for the evening until I accidentally ate shirako

You don’t have to worry about me spoiling you, sir. I hate when someone do that to me so I vowed to never do that to anyone, so you’re totally safe around me. Promise.

All right, I'll take your word for it. And ditto, not that I can spoil anything for you. Also, no need to call me 'sir'. I'm really not one for that fancy stuff. I'm Noah, Noah Donovan. 

RIGHT SAME!? Well just like dinner and lunch food. I don’t need desserts. I bake enough as it is.. Speaking of which, next time I make cookies could I swing them by your office? I think the models will kill me if I bring them in again and Lola has sampled ALL of them, multiple times.

I need it all. I can barely make toast. Which is why I work for a food magazine; there's always heaps of spare food lying around. Free cookies? Sure. I'll be more than willing to eat those for you. 

God, I don’t think I could if I wanted to… Do you know if they give out to go boxes…? 

I have no clue, but if they do it's dangerous because I'll be taking enough to feed myself for a lifetime. 

Well, I kinda of already knows what is going to happen because I read the books, but I like watching the TV show because it’s awesome. I don’t want to get spoiled though, I like to see it with my own eyes even though I already know. Just try to be away of someone that simply gets their iPhone out. I’ll have to agree with you on that one. George is a genious evil old man.

Ah-la-la-la! No. Don't you dare utter a single word. I am already dodging iphones like the plague. But it's like Russian roulette, you see. Everyone has an iphone and at any given point could take it out and then 'bam'. Spoilers. 

Pretty sure if I eat any more...

Don't stop. It's too god to stop. I'm practically inhaling this shit

If you don’t mind me asking, why would you be on a social media ban? And shit always go down on episode 9, at least it didn’t disappoint the past season, praying that they don’t decide to do that now.

So that nothing of tonight episode gets spoilt. All it takes is for someone to tweet without thinking, and it's all ruined. But it's ridiculously hard when you're at an event like this where very second person has their iphone out.  Game of Thrones never disappoints, and nothing is ever as expected. 

Fuck!

Wait, I thought the older the wine the better it tasted...?

The food gets better every year..

I am convinced this is Nirvana. There is no alternative explanation.

All this food.

I swear, me and the Mexican food have conceived food twins in my belly.

Would I be a horrible person,

No. Not at all. I'm on a social media ban so nothing gets spoilt. It's episode nine, so you know shit is going to go down.