oh?

song i associate with The Character comes on and i make the most unwell expression known to man

I am, like, a long running proponent of the "eat something and you'll feel better" crowd and am often one of the first people to suggest "maybe it's time for a snack before I get whipped into a frenzy" but I really do resent how instantaneous it is. like it'll feel like I'm having my worst day in months and then I'll start eating and literally before I even finish I'm like oh yeah the world is beautiful

*holds cat like baby*

i need to cheer myself up im gonna try to draw a shrimp from memory

"this too shall pass" well can it fucking get on with it

Why does the tortured poets department sound like the tumblr url of the most concerning person you know

she fecundate my coitus until I conclude

socialism is when you have fun sex