sneeb

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

ID: A tweet by @/mithkii that reads, "when the beautiful summer evening randomly makes you feel like the loneliest person on earth" (End ID)

I’M JANIS JOPLINING ANYWAY. SO COME TO MY HOTEL. I DON’T NEED TO TOUCH YOU JUST SPEAK TO ME LIKE I’M YOUR WIFE OR A PART OF YOUR SOUL.

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems

like what do you MEAN the number 1 sexiest character trait of all time is just kind of offputting and bad for you in real life. next you'll tell me smoking has consequences other than looking like a mysterious badass

i am so obsessed with the way dan and phil perform a whole ass song every tour when it has absolutely nothing to do with their regular content and neither of them are particularly vocally trained. like they really woke up one day when writing tatinof and said fuck it

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate