dude!!

i love to use my pedestrian right of way... youre not going lol

why is everything so hard but not actually that hard just i cant do it

nobody gets it. eyebags are charming and attractive. dark circles rule

catherine tate rocking up to doctor who with a background in sketch comedy and knowing literally nothing about the show; giving one of the most nuanced, tragic performances in the entirety of sci-fi history; and then dipping after one season with an absolutely horrifically devastating character ending is icon behavior i don’t make the rules

this might be a hot take but i actually don’t think humans were meant to know what is going on in everyone’s lives all over the world every second of the day and constantly be available for conversations or collaborations or call-ins for work and texts and phone calls and social media posts without end. i think we were supposed to just help the people around us and spend time with our family and friends and eat yummy bread and berries and relax

men’s tummies. you agree. reblog

the meaning of life is….dipping carbs into liquids ….bread into soup…biscuits into tea…that’s it

Before getting wine drunk you MUST consider if you have a man you can feel up. If not, you must seriously consider if you are ready to be wine drunk without having a man to feel up and do not overestimate your mental fortitude

extremely fucked up that the only way out is through