short but more like miniature.

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

OKAY BUT I NEED THIS FUCKING PIN.

YES

not taking any chances

I have better things to do

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alone

but

Wrestling is real and I will die for this

I don’t want a sugar daddy but can I have like a sugar auntie? Just a sweet old woman who gives me money cus she knows I’m going through it and she believes in me and her grandkids don’t ever call so she writes me in her will.