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Merry: this is my third cousin Pippin

Pippin: Merry I’m your first cousin

i no longer feel that way.

i no longer feel that way because, as of yesterday, you absolute fucking buffoons have ran your mouth so far that your fire new radical materialist feminist discourse so hot even fellow lgbts cant handle????????? has reached lena fucking dunham

do you want to know WHY your radical materialist feminist discourse reached lena dunham?????

because a bisexual journalist made this simple ass tweet

and in response, some straight white woman decided to tweet this

which would have just stayed straight nonsense if an extremely smart and clever white lesbian writer friend of hers hadn’t decided to join in with a searing hot take based on a radical perspective towards gender that could only have been achieved with her clearly useful phd in queer literature

which would have just stayed mildly irritating if she and the rest of her friends hadn’t proceeded to defend themselves by arguing that bi women deserve rape and abuse actually

which would have only been horrifyingly offensive if all of these people weren’t 1.) people who make money writing about lgbt shit that 2.) were tweeting from their work accounts where 3.) they have enough reach to be followed by actually influential people such as comrade lena dunham

so seeing as the “close your eyes and maybe itll go away” method has CLEARLY failed, i am genuinely pleased to announce my new tactic. its called

Ffs.

If I said you were only allowed to date half the women you’re attracted to and if you slip up and bad shit happens it’s your fault for fucking someone from Group B, I’d be a monster.

Had a photoshoot with darling vsanoca (instagram) and yesterday and @tiny-t91 was our awesome photographer.

SIDON our most treasured friend!! Our most ikemen of allies!!

I know after Mystic Messenger released a lot of people I followed for SLBP switched over to the other side… and I’m happy for you all and I support whatever you desire…

but I do want to know if there are still people in the SLBP fandom or at least still likes SLBP…

let me tell you about my cat.

She’s quite pretty and cute (that’s why she’s called Bajadera like the Croatian sweet cookie) and also quite old (about 11-13 cos she’s a rescue cat and we are not sure how really old she is. She might be 20 :P).

So she loved spending time in our bathtub. That was her absolutely fav place even if bathtub was old and ugly and I hated it. This July we had a major bathroom renovation and the bathtub had to go. Now we have a very nice, shiny shower.

Bajadera doesn’t like the shower (even if it’s so cool!).

But… she likes the new sink. My absolutely perfect, pretty, square sink I chose myself.

She probably thinks we put it in the bathroom especially for her…

You can just imagine how my absolutely perfect, pretty sink looks like after she eventually leaves it. Full of hair, bits of cat litter etc.

We tried everything:

Putting water in it? Bajadera was so happy, she loves water and getting wet (and then everything else at home was wet)

Putting some towels? She thought we gave her a new blanket.

I was getting desperate, because my absolutely perfect, pretty sink wasn’t THAT perfect anymore (also now washing hands is quite an adventure, because when you remove the cat from the sink, the cat is back there before you turn around and assists you with your washing).

So my mum said we should put something bigger in the sink. Maybe a ball?

We did it.

Then there was a 15 minutes drama

Bajadera was walking around and complaining VERY LOUDLY what she thinks of us.

But then… then she decided she cannot be the selfish cat. And maybe the ball also loves the sink?

And Bajadera decided to share