young "author"

kingsman and statesman

gandalf

gollum (idk would love that)

Prompts for the Sunshiney Character/Storm Cloud Relationship

1) A and B go to a theme park and B notices how much A keeps staring at the games where you can win stuffed animals and while A’s back is turned B wins them a huge stuffed animal. 2) A realizes they’ve never heard B laugh before and so they spend the whole day telling them lame jokes to get them to laugh but they never do. It isn’t until something bad happens to C in front of them that B lets out the hardest laugh A’s ever heard. And while they’re terrified of B’s humor they’re in love with their laugh. 3) A tries to find out more about B’s interests but since B is very secretive it’s hard for them to find anything out about them. But when A hears B watching wrestling they get B tickets to a match and suddenly B’s out of their seat cheering for a wrestler to hit the other with a chair. A’s never seen B happier. 4) While grocery shopping A is putting junk food into the basket and B is taking it out and putting in healthier options until they get to the dairy section and B puts four gallons of chocolate milk in the cart, absolutely shocking A. When B tries to explain themselves A tells them they’re going back and getting the junk food they want. B lets them and doesn’t take out a thing they put in after that. 5) A wears shorts and one of B’s t-shirts and A keeps thinking B’s sick because their face is flushed all day when they look at A. 6) A gets B some flowers because they’re trying to show more affection but it backfires when B begins sneezing and getting watery eyes. (Bonus if A goes back to the store and gets fake flowers and allergy relief medication.) 7) A and B go into a haunted house and A doesn’t have time to be scared because B’s lightning fast reflexes keep knocking the scare actors flat on their ass and A keeps apologizing while B’s trying hard not to keep doing it every time someone pops out. 8) A and B get their face painted and while A who is sunshiney gets something scary B, the storm cloud, gets a cute animal and then they go out for food. 9) A and B go to the zoo and while in the part where you’re allowed to pet the animals A is trying hard to get animals to like them B is the one all the animals keep swarming and rubbing against. 10) A and B go to the beach and even though B doesn’t like the beach. While A has fun in the water B has fun when the seagulls begin attacking people who brought food. (Bonus if it ends with B saying they now love the beach.)

Fluffy Prompts for the Human/Vampire Relationship

1) Everyone warns A about B being a vampire and one day when they’re out with friends B casually mentions that they smell good and everyone is wide eyed until B’s like “I was talking about their perfume/cologne.” Which makes them all give a sigh of relief and the group spends the whole day trying to make it up to B because A really likes them.

2) It’s hot outside and so A hugs B to stay cool. And for once in their life B’s kind of glad they’re a vampire. 3) A who is like ice feels bad they can’t cuddle with B so they buy a ridiculously warm onesie and gloves to hold them. (Bonus if the onesie is extremely tacky because they got it last minute.) 4) A’s jackets are in the wash so they wear one of B’s without telling the. (Bonus if B spends all day looking for it since it’s their favorite one.) 5) A feels bad B can’t enjoy food so they spend hours researching until they find a few recipes B can eat since they’re mixed with a lot of blood. (Bonus if they messed up the recipe but B thinks it’s the most delicious thing ever.) 6) A can’t see their reflection so B spends the whole day figuring out if there’s a way for a vampire to see their own reflection. 7) In a world where humans can become blood donors as a job and pick the vampire they work for A gets lucky enough to meet a wealthy B. B is excited because A’s cute and has a rare blood type. 8) A celebrates a birthday or holiday where gifts are involved and everyone thinks B’s favorite color is red because they’re a vampire. But they tell everyone they actually hate red and so everyone tries to figure out what their favorite color is. 9) A reads trashy vampire novels to B, a vampire, who does nothing but lay their head on A’s lap and go  "Oh my god, we don’t even do that! That’s such bullshit, that’s not even what happened during the signing of the Treaty of Versailles. I should know, I was there!“ 10) A hasn’t been around humans in a long time and is very confused when looking at certain technology or clothing B wears.

Hurt/Comfort Prompts for the Human/Vampire Relationship

1) A has always hated vampires and when they become one B shows them how to survive in their world. 2) A gets injured and B can’t help them because of their blood lust. B is incredibly jealous of C for being able to take care of them when they can’t 3) A almost drinks B’s blood when A accidentally cuts themself. Later A buys some rosary beads for someone at work to ward off a vampire they work with who’s getting handsy or whatever. But when B finds them they’re worried A doesn’t trust them anymore. 4) A gets injured running away from vampires and B is a vampire who finds them and patches them up. 5) A can tell what turns B on because they’re constantly listening to their heart rate. Imagine A being incredibly jealous when B sees C because their heart rate spikes. (Bonus if B just really hates C so it’s nothing more than them preparing themselves to be annoyed for the day.) 6) A rescues vampire B from a mad scientist who was conducting experiments on B to see if vampires could be changed back and how much pain they can endure. 7) A is a human who’s lost everything and B is a vampire who grants them eternal life and revenge against those who wronged them. 8) A hates vampires and works for a group of vampire hunters but when they stumble upon B and see how scared they are it reminds them of their past and they help them escape, this leads B to become attached to A and curious about them. A hates it until they think it’s actually kind of cute. 9) In a world where humans are kidnapped and kept alive for their blood A is leading a rebellion until they’re captured. B, a vampire in the cell next to them, befriends them and tells them the guard schedules and personalities and tells them they’ll help them escape if they get them out too. (Bonus if A is going to betray B until their time together makes A feel things.) 10) A is the most heartless human and B is the most compassionate/alive vampire. The two meet and change each others lives, but is that for the better or worse?

Crack Prompts for the Human/Vampire Relationship

1) A makes garlic bread and B spends hours trying to figure out what they did wrong. Turns out A forgot that B couldn’t have garlic bread and didn’t remember when they bought, they just thought "Wow, haven’t had garlic bread in a while.” 2) A cuts their finger and before B can react A sucks the blood from their finger. And it wouldn’t be a big deal except for the fact that B moaned when A did that so now things are weird. 3) A and B go grocery shopping and afterwards they check the police records for any criminals in the area for B to drink from. 4) A is a nurse who works at a hospital in charge of blood and B is a blood thief A is constantly spraying with holy water to keep out of the room where they store all the blood. When new nurse C arrives they panic until A comes and spritzes them. When C is like “???” A is like “They do that all the time. They don’t bite humans, they drink animal blood. But sometimes they’re tempted to drink human blood so you gotta spritz them when you see them.” 5) A wonders why B never feeds in front of them and B just tells them they wouldn’t want to watch anything like that. But when A finally convinces B to actually have dinner with them they feed in front of A. (Bonus if A is horrified and lowkey loses their appetite but tries to play it off) 6) A can’t see their reflection so B is constantly drawing dicks on their face when they’re asleep. 7) A thinks it’s hot when B speaks a different language, but when B catches on and uses it during an argument A is constantly telling them to stop flexing their knowledge. B thinks it’s hilarious though but stops for a while so when A’s in the mood B can talk dirty in another language. (Bonus if by the time B does that A can speak the language too.) 8) A has been staring at someone B hates all day and when B thinks A might have a crush they get sad until A admits they just have a gross blood type and can’t stand the smell. 9) “You look really peaceful when you sleep, very beautiful.” “Please don’t watch me sleep, it’s so weird, dude.” “We have sex all the time, do not call me dude.” 10) A getting mad at vampire B before they go out and saying some shit like, “You have something on your face by the way.” And not telling B where it is because they know B can’t see their own reflection to wipe whatever it is off. (Bonus if A is smug the whole time and B is like “Come on, lets not fight tonight and just…just tell me where it is! Is it my nose? My teeth? What is it?!?”)

Person A: “So I have to do this and…” (Then they become distracted whilst see Person B from a distances being charming)

*About a couple moments later.*

Person A and Person B gets in the car

Person A on driver seat: *takes seat back doesn’t starts engine and waits*

Person B: babe we’re not doing this right now

Person A: I’m not moving car until we do it

Person B: I’m getting late please

Person A: I know you wanna do it you’re too stubborn to admit

Person B: *sighs*

C: Okay, this one reads: "When was the last time you made someone scream?" Ooooo! So A, when was the last time you've made someone scream?

A: Well...

A: I made B scream a few times the other night...

C: OH MY GOD WHAT!?

A: Yeah we were playing that new game that got released and I made B rage a few times.

C: .... Oh.

A: We also fucked-

A didn't spare B a glance.

"A, please, let me talk. You know that shits a joke—"

"I gave you three days to talk and what did you do?" A snapped. "You didn't even try to say goodmorning or goodnight, not even a are you. And instead," A's chest was heaving in and out.

"I get this as news?" tears were in their eyes. "And it's spread all over campus over the weekend." A gluped the tears back in, anger flaring in her eyes.

"I loved you, I trusted you and I come back from a 24 hour no internet trip to find out you've been hookin up with some other girl? Oh and not just some other girl, its the cheerleading captain?"

"A, plea—"

"My god, B! You could've at least informed me about your type, that I wasn't your type! I could've turned you down!" A couldn't hold their tears anymore.

B was careful about their moves, think about it, THINK, B!

A stood in front of B, holding themselves, Sobbing with their tears droping onto the glossy tiled floors.

"Was I not enough? Was I less? You said I was perfect, did you lie?" A choked through tears, the pain evident in her words.

B's heart brole into a million pieces, did I make them feel like that? Holy shit, no no no....

B shook their head as they walked towards A, wrapping their arms around them, stroking their hair and holding her tight. Even B can't hold the tears in.

"Look, the whole me hooking up with her thing is a bad rumor, a bad joke. I promise, that, please just.. Believe me," B said into A's ear, being very gentle. "Have you ever even seen us talking or looking at each other the same way recently? I barely even pay attention to her."