Alrighty then.

suddenly you turn 24, now you’ve got pressure for takin your life more seriously. 🌚🎂

please send me pictures of your pets and tell me your deepest darkest secrets @ tenderandfrail

Hey, I’m Alex and I live for soft aesthetics and dogs. I’d like to think my band is doing something great for the world. If you’re a fan of wine, pups or football, I’m your guy. Lately I’ve had a really gross obsession with Hawaiian shirts but we’re not gonna talk about it. This is starting to feel slightly like a tinder bio so I’m going to have to cut myself off right there and tell everyone to just come be my friend on hangouts @jimmyatealex

hi bbys! it’s me, disaster lapdance. I wrote the 5 commandments of getting over a fuckboy on the back of a taco bell bag that one time. I jump around too much but most likely you know me from trying to get everyone to sing along to 500 miles by the proclaimers in the club, which really shows the dua-lity of my personality more than anything else. gh: vicecityhoe

i’m ethan and i don’t do much for a living except looking serious for the camera and struggling with technology. someone once told me that all i got going on for me are “a shit beard and a few tats x” and i guess that’s more or less true, you know. anyway, if you wanna talk about… anything? (you’re free to choose the topic, i’ll adapt) you can find me on hangouts @ sonofaitchb

i’m ethan and i don’t do much for a living except looking serious for the camera and struggling with technology. someone once told me that all i got going on for me are “a shit beard and a few tats x” and i guess that’s more or less true, you know. anyway, if you wanna talk about… anything? (you’re free to choose the topic, i’ll adapt) you can find me on hangouts @ sonofaitchb

hi my names catalina and i wish i was adriana lima but i’m not so life sucks major balls. i rather be chilling on the beach eating mangos but i’m currently sitting here watching tv with a iced coffee so my life really isn’t that glamorous. come be my pal @ hotcheetosstan and we can talk your favorite strain of weed

Morning ft. cat