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it would've been funny if calypso came back and was made a chb counselor (not assigned to a cabin though) and then she is just a somewhat immortal teenager with a summer job. she hangs out for the free food and does a chore once or twice but 90% of the time she's taking the illegal hermes cabin route to the city and is just straight up messing around. chiron is like "do ur job pls im begging u" and calypso just continues playing cards with mr d

Calypso could takeover the camp, shes training to be the 2nd Mr D but she's even worse because she doesn't care at all, she'd carry a megaphone and go "😐 no running" and then she'd disappear with "sorry i have a meeting" and it turns out she was at a nymph rave and is passed out in the attic. She'd have an iphone and ppl would go "🫢 but isn't it u-unsafe???" And she'd go "yeah i guess" and then she'd post the interaction on Twitter. Any times Chiron tells her to do her job she calls up the party ponies to come over with a straight face

Ppl ask her about who was the great Percy Jackson and she just says "huh??? I don't know who that is?????" But if someone asks her about Leo she just assigns you 3 laps around the camp and starts her timer